January 2012
39 posts
A gentleman walked in to my office today. He was from the business next door, a spritely chap, always chatting about the daily happenings around the airfield. He asked me if there were any jobs available interstate. He casually added ‘divorce is on the cards,’ it was as if he was commenting about the weather.
I know he has two small children and the thought of them growing up in two...
Honey boo boo child is the most disgusting display of modern day parenting. We are laughing at a child, and at only six, her demise is impending.
A seven year old just walked in to the office staring at, what I thought was an Iphone. Upon greeting him and his father he turned to me waving the apple product saying it was ‘HIS’ Ipod.
As he sat and patiently waited for his father to sign some papers, I made him a hot chocolate, as he sat drinking it he suddenly turned to me and said;
“This isnt the only thing I have, I...
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what...”
– Douglas Adams (via wolf-teeth)
Word.
WatchMade my day!
December 2011
17 posts
Thanks for hacking in to my account.dick.
Two bottles of wine = really really bad heartburn. Fuuuuuuck.
